Jun 18, 2009

St Jude

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St. Jude Prayer

A Prayer to St. Jude Thaddeus

Most Holy Apostle, St. Jude Thaddeus,

faithful servant and friend of Jesus,

the name of the traitor who delivered your beloved Master

into the hands of his enemies has caused you to be forgotten by many.

But the Church honors you,

and I invoke you as the special advocate of those

who are in trouble and almost without hope.

Help me to realize that through our faith we triumph over life

difficulties by the power of Jesus who gave his life for us.

Come to my assistance that I may receive the consolation

and succor of heaven in all my needs, trials, and sufferings,

particularly (my petitions and your petitions =D)

and that I may praise God with you and all the saints forever.

St. Jude, apostle of the Word of God, pray for us.

St. Jude, follower of the Son of God, pray for us.

St. Jude, preacher of the love of God, pray for us.

St. Jude, intercessor before God, pray for us.

St. Jude, friend of all in need, pray for us.

St. Jude, pray for us, and all who invoke your aid.

(click here too)

Amen



Jun 16, 2009

the thing u called ~ bendera jepun ~

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ahh... now i have something to share with you guys...

the past few weeks... haiyaaa... very bad weeks for me... drama drama drama!! but now everything is a ok!

lets jump to... last weekend.. ermm... last last weekend...

last last weekend.. CK & MK went out for car wash & Giant... only SK & I limpang2 depan tv sampai bangas I tell you...

then later on in the evening.. we decided to go out to wash blacky pula.. so... we went.... just nearby our place.. 5min drive..

then we had nescafe ice while waiting for dirty blacky and at the same time, thinking what to eat... where to go... what to do... hmmm... like this la when the jantan not around.. adaaaaa saja mau buat...

after an hour talking kok.. well... not all kok la.. you know.. the 'analyzing' session... hmm.... we decided to go somewhere... at first we just drove around.. only SK & I, the other 2 kutz decided to stay home..

left and right left and right.. we ended up in Bangsar... hmm... no parking man... we had to park soooo far.. but its ok cos we thought of checking out few boutiques before any stop at any restaurant that can cuci mata at the same time... (for eSKay ah B.... not for me...) =P

so... we went into few boutiques.. when we reached the 3rd one... not sure what's the name of it.. anyway... eSKay was somewhere inside there checking out some jewellery... i think... and I was checking out some pretty nice sandals... trying out kunun u know... and then the next thing... just before I could open my mouth to ask for the size... this lady (which eSKay said a guy.. or 'shem') came to me and said...

"i think.. (something bla bla) police"..
then i was like...
"huh?? police??"
"no.. miss... u got (something bla bla) and bla bla..." which i seriously BLUR!! wtf man...
"ape?? don't have size ke?"
"nooo... periooood..."

"oooo... perioooood....??"
it took me few sec. to realize....
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.
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"ahh... O.M.G... PERIOD!!!?"

so i turned.. and there U are U stupid mark!!
then so fast my head flashback the last 15minutes...

~ ada hensemboy ka tidak ah tadi..? sepa di belakang sia tadi ah..? cilaka those old ladies can just look at me!! ~

hmmmm..... so.. what i did... we decided to go back home again... yes.. alllll the way from Bangsar to Puchong.... just to change! at first we thought it's gonna ruin the mood for Bangsar.. yeah right! nooo... this time we went with mr. mini... hehehe go in style la kunun... this time I got a very nice parking...

actually... i finished already... but dunno why.... still can bocor... ahhh go to hell with it la... and yes.. we went back to the boutique.. but didn't buy anything from there.. and i've double checked... the person is a she.. not shem... *roll eyes

end of the day, i got myself a short.. cannn la for 'inanam - inanam'... u know... hehehe...

well... about this 'bendera jepun' thingy... this was not the worse that ever happened to me...

hmmm let me tell you.... ehem.....

back to 2005... or 2006... i think... the kutz clan were still in S.Ville, Sunway... that time we 'almost' never cook at home.. so... 'almost' everynight dinner outside... that time the meeting point was the chinese restaurant at Ridzuan Condo... EVERYDAY... so ngam ngam that day... I got back soooo early, so I decided to go there straight instead of going back to apartment.. (no lift ma... so... might as well go there kan...5 tingkat tu...) ohhh by the way... I was having period that time... I think my 2nd day.. or 3rd day... hmmm? I think 2nd day...

anyway... like I said I got back much earlier than usual... what else to do right.. ordered drinks la... one after another... and I'm not sure what else I was doin other than drinking.. I think... sketching kot... and then... like I said it was my 2nd day of period... meaning it was still heavy flow la kan... (U geli already? hehehe... wait... not yet finish...)

so... my arse like goyang punya goyang... have to wait kan for all these perempuan keberets... laaaaaaambat mau mati!!!! and then nescafe ice one after another.. apalagi... my bladder FULL i tell you.... haiyaaaaa... CANNOT TAHAN already!!!

sooooo what I did... I stood up la... then I felt the 'air terjun' like nobody business!!! (not ter-kencing u know... the period flow ba...) alalalalaaaaa... so.. apalagi... I checked la... ramas sana sini...

I was like... OMG!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!
OMFG!!!!!

u know... I bocor like NOBODY BUSINESS!!!! NO MORE 'bendera jepun'!!! dunno what flag already la... it's more like the GLOBE already!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

hmmm.... I'm not sure why I'm telling you this... but.... i dunno... I find it funny whenever I think about it... hehehehe....

Ohhh.... and then kan....

after I found out about the 'GLOBE' at the back of my arse.... as I mentioned to you just now... about the nescafe ice.. my bladder FULL! U know like... mau terkencingggggg already ni.. yang if I silap turning.. FOR SURE 'niagara falls'!! ahhh like that la...

soooo.... I looked around... see whether got hensemboy or not... (penting tu!!) after scanning the whole restaurant.. mostly all koreans young kids... students... mata sepet here and there... hmmm...

then I called up one by one all the perempuan keberets... (the sisters) just to see where they were... sudah mau sampai ka.. or still in office... as usual.. all of them said "ON THE WAY" ... like duhhhh....

but that didn't really help my situation actually that time... so.. I berfikir la...

~ now.. which one is more 'memalukan'... kencing seluar or tambus...? (wahhh long time I never hear that word... tambus... is that malay??) ~

anyway... yeah.. I thought of it.. which one is more embarassing.. the 'globe' or the 'niagara falls'...

hmmm..... kau rasa???

soooooo.... I tarik nafas panjang panjang.... and I walked (no running ok)... I walked like sooooo fast but still I control macho la kunun...head straight up.. and I just imagined as if I'm the only human in the wholeeee building!! in my heart saying... ~ ahhh go to hell la with you all ~

as soon as I reached toilet... I didn't check out the globe yet.. I settled the 'niagara falls' first... then only I checked out the globe... haiyaaaaaa... bloody hell! ^(#$&*@&#^$#@*#*

then I gave myself to cool down... breathe in breathe out... breathe in breathe out....

thinking about it..

~hmm... just now I went thru this way... SUREEEE all the eyes on my arse... so now.. how?~

what I did... I went thru another way... hehehe... then when FINALLY I got back myself to my seat.. I realized not even ONE eye look at me... hmmm weird... cilaka these people... at least come and tell me right..? this one ALL act like never see anything only... babi betul!! ish....

and because of that... I also act like nothing la... U know the duh face...

~ so what? I have period.. and too bad it was a very heavy flow.. what you gonna do about it! ~

after 1hr.. then only these perempuan came..... hmmmm..... normal la that one... laaaaaaambat!!

so... like that la... what else they can say right... laughed only la...

=D kau geli already??

hehehe.... eleeee.... like you never tambus before right..... =P

okla... till then.... happy pms everyone... the ladies i mean...