Feb 20, 2009

some jokes they call...





thanks to Shangkar for this so-called a joke for them.. men!

And then the fight started....

my wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels
She asked "What's on TV?"
I said "an inch of dust!!"
then the fight started...
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when I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station..
then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please"
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order herself.."
then the fight started...

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband.
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment"
The husband replies, " your eyesight damn near perfect"
then the fight started...

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation..
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said
So I suggested, " How about the kitchen?"
then the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No" She answered
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply said "Yes"
So I said, "then I'd like to phone a friend"
and that's when the fight started...

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