Sep 12, 2008

just laugh ok...


Got it from a friend..(rajin dia forward u know..this is one of them)

here goes...

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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives
1st : How yours look like?
2nd : She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st :
Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose
ALL your friends".

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic
is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher : u know the importance of period?
Kid : Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children "all these kids are urs ???"
No, I work in a condom factory & these are
customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (
Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother faints...

3 comments:

eSKay on September 12, 2008 at 6:56 PM said...

muahhahahahhaah

YoRK said...

funny ka...? funny..?

eSKay on September 14, 2008 at 11:31 PM said...

I am just supporting your blog bah....